Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5
days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5
days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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