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Worlds Shortest Joke

Two Sardarjis are playing Chess !!!!!!
If that was too short for you, lets extend it a bit.

Two more came and said, 'Lets play double'

IT consultant and the shepherd........

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"

The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer.

He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."

The shepherd cheers,"that' s correct, you can have your sheep."

The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?"

The young man answers, "Yes, why not".

The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ".



How did you know?" asks the young man.



"Very simple," answers the shepherd.

First, you came here without being called.

Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew,

and third, you don't understand anything about my business...



Now can I have my DOG back ????????????????

KARGIL - 10 years after - Salutes to Bravest soldiers

Today was the day 10 years before when our friend pakistan attacked our country...And these brave soldiers defended us from them...and in turn sacrifised their lives so that we could leave and sleep peacefully... Capt.Vijayant Thapar (Robin) He Laid down for OUR BETTER TOMORROW At the age of only 22

His Last Letter to his parents

Moments before the final assault Capt. Vijyant Thapar (Robin) left this letter at the war front base, to be handed over to his family.

AND AFTER THAT

HE CAME BACK HOME WITH TRI COLOR DRAPED

A SALUTE TO




OF KARGIL WAR

KARGIL'S FIRST HERO

Lt. Saurabh Kalia



His UNIFORM as a MEMORY







Capt.Vikram Batra
Param Vir Chakra(Posthumous)




Grenedier. Yogendra Singh
Param Vir Chakra



RFN .Sanjay Kumar
(Param Vir Chakra)



Major Padmapani Acharya,
Maha Vir Chakra (Posthumous)
Of the 2nd Battalion of The RAJPUTANA RIFLES






Lieutenant Balwan Singh,
Maha Vir Chakra
Major M Saravanan,
VirChakra,
1 Bihar



Lieutenant Kanad Bhattacharya,
Sena Medal (Posthumous)(22 YEARS)


Captain Saju Cherian,
Sena Medal
307 Medium Regiment



Lieutenant Keishing Clifford Nangrum,
Maha Vir Chakra (Posthumous)
Of the 12th Battalion of JAMMU AND KASHMIR Light Infantry


158 Medium Regiment



Major Sonam Wangchuk,
Maha Vir Chakra
Of the LADAKH Scouts





Making the way through narrow valley

Captain (Dr.) Rajshree Gupta, Army Medical Corps (AMC), salutes the tricolour-draped coffin of her husband, Major Vivek Gupta of the 2nd Rajputana Rifles, who died fighting the enemies.

JAIHIND!!!!

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Misa Yadav, Laloo's daughter, and MBBS exam

You know what she wrote in Medical Entrance Exam? Here it goes:

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome

COMA - punctuation mark

BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria

CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

CYST - short for sister

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the LATE British princess Diana


ENEMA - not a friend

GENES - blue denim


HYMEN - greeting to several males (Hi Men) :-)


MICROBES - small dressing gowns


PULSE - grain

PUS - small cat



THE BIGGEST JOKE IS, SHE WAS THROUGH!!!!!!!

Joke for the day....

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Both of them sacrificed their clothes....One did it for country and the other did it for the countrymen....

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?

B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

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Gangubhai Hangal - Legend of Hindustani classical music

Gangubai Hanagal

# “The difficulties of my life were like orchestra to my music.”
# “There are many artistes who claim that once they hold the tanpura all happiness and sorrow is forgotten. This has not been my experience. When I sit for riyaaz emotions well up. I can vividly remember the hardships I’ve been through … the worry of what the next day will bring in its wake.”
# “I used to sit down to practise and felt besieged by the problems. My voice would choke and I could sing no further. Everybody has problems. And so did I. But I had the strength to sail through them.”
# “I’ve learnt that life has both good and bad to offer. Our status as a family of hereditary courtesans did not stop the urchins who throw cow dung at me when I passed them from helping when my mother was unwell but they would begin banging tin-pots to drown my music making every time I sat for riyaaz.”
# “For my first recording when HMV invited me to Bombay I went because they were taking care of the journey and sight-seeing. Later they gave me Rs 400 for my third recording but my family was annoyed as my name read Gandhari Hubali on the record.”
# “If a male musician is a Muslim, he becomes an Ustad. If he is a Hindu, he becomes a Pandit. But women like Kesarbai and Mogubai just remain Bais.”
# “I remember stealing fruit from our neighbour’s mango trees. More than the act of stealing, I remember the neighbours being horrified that a singer’s daughter should step into their compound. I would be thrown out. Incidentally, the same people invite me over to their house today and call me ‘Gangubai’ with great respect.”
# “Peace of mind is very essential in anything that you do—particularly in music. But in my case, it was just the opposite. What new things could I learn when I was constantly disturbed and unhappy? This whole concept of getting lost in music and forgetting the world around you, is a myth.”

Solar Eclipse 2009

Today the World witnessed a supernal sight of the magnificent diamond ring that occurs once in 100 years. The solar eclipse was visible for nearly three minutes after it occurred. Certain locations marked this historic event as the “longest solar eclipse of the 21st Century”. Starting at around 1:32am (GMT) the eclipse lasted for 6 minutes and 39 seconds.

Unfortunately the eclipse was only visible in Asia and the Pacific. But the Asians simply loved it. And apparently, what a hoo-hah on the internet to watch live streaming of the celestial spectacle. On Twitter @AstronomyMag kept the viewers updated about each movement of the moon coming in the sun’s way which is a rare sight. The clouds played hide-and-seek but still astro-enthusiasts gathered at several places. They got their prize as they got a glimpse of the sun. Eighty-three per cent of the sun dial was obscured by the moon.

The Government of Gujarat explained how beautiful the solar eclipse could look. They also advised the citizens to take precautions before viewing the eclipse. So much that a special website was launched to cover the incredible event. The diamond merchants in Surat were expected to be thrilled to watch the surreal celebrations.

Live webcast from Japan kept a track of the eclipse on their website Live! Eclipse 2009. The diamond ring started to form in Jaipur but wasn’t visible. Later news from Varansi and Delhi stormed the internet. Google Trends can not be forgotten as they presented their version of the coverage all across the globe. Live Surya Grahan also gave importance to the Hindu Mythology and how it relates to the nature’s sight. The Darkness at Dawn certainly surprised the birds was covered by NDTV Live from Varanasi.

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HEALTH Tips for you :-)

Answer the phone by LEFT ear

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day

Do not take pills with COOL water

Do not have HUGE meals after 6pm

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

Development is the best contraceptive

Recently on the population day the health minister said to the people of the country that "please watch television in the evening" which will help to reduce population. The idea behind that was ...after evening as people do not have anything to do they start producing more children...his sentence was "bacchhe paidaa karne ka factory shuru ho jata hey" (the factory for producing kids starts).....

Dear health minister....i believe first you should fine tune your brain for the 21 century and please mind your language. This is because you are talking to people and not animals.

From my perspective i believe development will be the best contraceptive for birth control and here is how.......

1. People in villages and poor people produce more children because they know that few of the children will survive due to poor health and un-hygienic surroundings they live in.

2. As an example of deadly diseases that are still in india....Polio disease incidence has since been slashed by more than 99 per cent and remains endemic in four countries: Afghanistan, India, Nigeria and Pakistan....We are compared to Afghanistan in health...wow....

3. Somalia eradicated polio recently. Somalia is a country whose GDP is 1 % of india.....

4. People in villages want more children for agriculture and other field related activities. They say that their only source of income after they get old is to depend on their agriculture land ploughed by their children. More the children more they can look after the land very well....

5. Also more the children, they can send them to different work places as child laborers to earn money.

The only solution for all this problems is to eradicate poverty and start development and improve health and hygienic infrastructure in india....Instead watching more TV will only tempt me to have more children after seeing may be a hot scene :-)...

So think once again Mr. health minister.....

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