Joke for the day....

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Both of them sacrificed their clothes....One did it for country and the other did it for the countrymen....

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?

B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

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